You think to yourself for a second about the button.
You have decided to press it. You reach decisively toward the button and pause just short of it. The hissing noise from the snake around your leg has increased in intensity.
You push the button.
You scream. The snake has bitten into your leg. It really hurts. You hear a noise and...
You are pulled, violently from your resting position. The snake around your leg is pulling you.
You scrape and bounce across the floor. Suddenly a space opens in front of you. Your eyes hurt because of the intense light that has started pouring into the room.
After another tug from the snake you find yourself sliding down a bright tube. You slide for maybe a minute, maybe longer downwards until you smash into cold fluid.
You are in some sort of pod, floating in the fluid. You are in pain.
Through sobbing eyes you see floating in front of you the stern face of man, projected onto a screen.
"You know why you are here don't you?"
You:
(a) Reply "No"
(b) Reply "What the fuck is going on?"
(c) Kick and scream and pound and rage against the pod you find yourself in
(d) Desperately try to remove the snake from your leg
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I think b) for this one. Even though it's probably a pointless endevour shouting at the man, I want him to know how terribly displeased I am in general with the current situation.
ReplyDeleteb)
can i phone a friend? just kidding,
ReplyDelete(d). me and that snake have issues.
b) Seriously, WTF?
ReplyDeleteGuys - don't worry, all will be revealed at some point. Come on - let's choose our adventure!!!
ReplyDeletea) No
ReplyDeleteI would like him to tell me sharpish, though.
i don't know
ReplyDeleteso
A
Tough one.
ReplyDeletea & b may get the same response and c is pointless (although it is probably what I would do)
I have snake issues too, so my answer is D... free the snake ; )
i am going with
ReplyDeleteb) push the button.
by the Sugababes.
"what the fuck is going on?"
homage to killen:
ReplyDeleteTwenty-five years and my life is still
Trying to get up that great big hill of hope
For a destination
And I realized quickly when I knew I should
That the world was made up of this brotherhood of man
For whatever that means
And so I cry sometimes
When I'm lying in bed
Just to get it all out
What's in my head
And I am feeling a little peculiar
And so I wake in the morning
And I step outside
And I take a deep breath and I get real high
And I scream at the top of my lungs
What the fuck is going on?
And I say, hey hey hey hey
I said hey, what the fuck is going on?
no - seriously - wtf, dude?
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